OH MY GOD
Rufus pls
KIM POSSIBLE!!! OMG!!!
RON TURN AROUND SO I CAN SEE YOUR FACE
These are not chips.
They are crisps.
These are chips.
That is all.
we don’t care
#DON’T TELL ME WHAT MY FOOD IS
THIS IS A VEGETABLE
BECAUSE WE LIVE IN AMERICA
These are chips
and these are chips too
That is all.
who the fuck cares about chips and fries and vegetables when you can have bagged milk
you win this round, canada.
Dying.
Dead.
OMFG
I apologize in advance, but there is an 85% chance I will do this throughout the run of Elementary.
#also note the americans get a big-name search engine#they’re eating oreos while the british crew gets hydrox #american sherlock will probably get to jump off a fancier building too #like the empire state building or something #while british sherlock had to ask that girl with a crush on him #if he could use the roof of the building where she works
help the tags
ugly laughter
Police: “Tumblr, you’re under arrest.”
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my friend lost his mobile the other day so i asked if he wanted me to phone him and he said it was on silent so there was no way of finding it and i said well if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it
he didn’t laugh and he didn’t find his phone
Avengers pick up lines:
Steve: Are you from the 1940s? Because I'd really love to have a future with you.
Thor: I will make sure that you are "Thor in the morning".
Clint: I always hit the bullseye...ifyouknowwhatimean.
Bruce: They don't call me incredible for nothing, hehe.
Tony: Hi, I'm tony stark.
